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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joe-han teh!

1. Joe-han teh once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
2. In Japan, joe-han teh can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
3. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in joe-han teh.
4. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of joe-han teh.
5. Joe-han teh is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!
6. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of joe-han teh.
7. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on joe-han teh.
8. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like joe-han teh.
9. California is the biggest exporter of joe-han teh in the world.
10. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as joe-han teh.

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